I am going to throw up!

Dear citizens of the USA, you really have my sympathy, living as you do in such a wretched country--- the country of lies...,But, I AM WARNING YOU: cut the crap! You have got to change the way you talk. It can only lead to tragedy if you continue with your idiotic patterns of speaking and thinking. I hereby recommend that there be a ten year moratorium on the use of the word "great". Very few things in this life deserve that term, and you over- use it and abuse it. If the word itself were a living creature, it would be bruised and bandaged from your rough treatment. " Have a great day" --NO! NO! Please, do not say it! I really think I am going to throw up.  And I am not going to have a great day.