God Bless America!

My father cannot go poop  without my mother's help
And he's moaning and groaning.
And she is pissed off.
the little old lady screams at him.
the tall ex-athlete is in pain,
groaning,
and moaning:
It won't come out.
And then, when it does:
Miracle of Miracles!
USA-Technology:
It wont' go down!
It just plugs up the toilet!
God Bless America!
Our shit is the best,
and we want to keep it.

And then there's the smell!
Our wonderful EL Paso "air conditioning" brings in so much fresh air,
so quickly,
clean air,
cool air
that:
Guess What?
The smell won't go away!
---And half the house smells like a sewer.

God bless America!
What a wonderful way to live!