Sunday, April 22, 2012

My Job

I empty urinals---morning and night.
I try not to splash the urine on the floor or spill it on myself.
(Contrary to the prejudices of the people who design Linkedin, not every person who performs valuable activities has a "title"---let alone a pension or health insurance.  Then again, I do not have a "boss"--a definite advantage.)
I have had no prior training.
Job satisfaction:  It is a relief when the job is done, but it never is.  There are merely longer or shorter pauses before the next bottle comes.
No opportunity of advancement; but I am hoping that someday I will die in my sleep and this nightmare will end.
I have two sisters who could do this job as well as I do; however, they have better things to do with their time.

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