I don't believe it.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT

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I simply don't believe

that God or the laws of economics

(which is all just superstition anyway)

have decreed:

That someone should get down on her hands and knees,

and clean up after me.

I don't believe it;

I'd rather clean up after myself,

or not clean up at all.