a vision

WATER BOARDING IN SUBURBIA

I had a vision of America:

A Man and A Woman,

Mr. and Mrs. America,

fully clothed in red, white and blue.

First, he knelt over her,

then, she knelt over him,

Pouring something down the gullet

of his or her mate,

who waited patiently,

expectantly like a chick about to be fed.

And then I looked at the mixture inside:

Cut Green Grass, Water, and Fertilizer.

I hope they tell the truth:

Many Lawns could be Saved!