a solution to the crisis

Part One:
A solution to the Crisis; Reagan-style

When the air-traffic controllers didn't do their job (when they went on strike)
Ronald Reagan fired them.

Today, wealthy investors are on strike. They are not doing their job. They are not investing, creating jobs, etc.

ERGO, we should follow Reagan and fire those bums who are not doing their jobs.

Part Two
A Solution for Greece: Intellectual Property Rights

The Greek people should assert their intellectual property rights and demand payment
for all of their words that we have borrowed.

You can't even say 'crisis' without speaking Greek. In fact, if we stopped using words we borrowed from Greek, we couldn't even have an educated conversation. So, it's time to pay back what we borrowed.