The Down-Side of Spring

Spring has many disadvantages.  Mostly Noise!!

If I were dictator, I would immediately make two laws:

1.  Anyone who leaves their dog tied up outside a grocery store, would be fined, and the dog would be taken away from them, if they left it outside barking and whining for more than sixty seconds.

2.  No motorcycles would be permitted within city limits, especially not in my neighborhood.  Anyone caught driving their noisy motorcycle within five miles of my residence would be locked for two days in a room with a whining dog.