f*** this computer

It is intolerable.  The mousepad is hyperactive no matter what adjustments I make.
And now I can get a peek at scholarly articles, but the Adobe whatever crashes every time.

There has been no computer revolution (if revolution is for the better) in my life.

And, as I lack the luxurious free time of a Tenured or Retired Professor, it is all I can do
to keep my weekends free.

I fear that mental degradation is the only alternative.

Thanks a lot Mr. Computer Man!  If I were Dante I'd be able to express what I think of you.