unfair parody of the marxist

Draft; a revised version is coming.

PARODY/UNFAIR, UNACADEMIC, UNSCHOLARLY

The Capitalist, says the Marxists, is just as much a victim as you and me.
A victim of a cruel and unjust system.
You see:  If you cut the capitalist,he bleeds.
Is he not a man like you and me?

Yes, I know, when his parents become elderly, they have expensive care,
individual attention from trained professionals 24-hours around the clock.
Unlike your elderly parents...

And yes, their children attend expensive, well-resourced schools,

And all of that....

And, just like us, they have spent billions of dollars putting in place
a system which allows them to spy, to read every email, and listen
to every phone conversation.

That's what we do, too!---Right?